This discography analysis is written by JT of Perth, Australia (follow him at @thesonofnoone on Twitter).

Neil Young & Crazy Horse
Everybody Knows This is Nowhere (1969) Spotify
TRACKS:
1) 'Cinnamon Girl' - C'mon, you've all heard this one. Sing along with me! "Ma, send me money now I'm gonna make it somehow, I need another chance". Great fuckin' song - one that's lived and lasted while others have fallen by the wayside. Is its longevity due to its greatness or its simplicity? I don't know other than to say that it deserves its place on any Neil Young 'Best of', even if I don't reach for it as often as I do for other songs (that's the fault of the listener... not the song). First of the regal trio. 9.0
2) 'Everybody Knows This is Nowhere' - An underrated gem, which is hard to believe could be possible for a title track. Gets lost amongst the giants of the album, but of the second-tier songs, it more than stands its ground - it leads the charge. Danny Whitten's backing vocals are sublime on this song, as though he singing a micro-second behind Young's lead, adding up to another gem. The hits keep coming folks. 8.5
3) 'Round and Round (It Won't Be Long)' - Wow. This is what 'The Old Laughing Lady' was striving for before it fell flat on its face. Robin Lane kills on the backing vox. A leftover from the Buffalo Springfield days, it's one of the weaker two tracks on the album, but in no way is that meant to do the song a disservice, it's just that it's in such illustrious company that it can't help but pale in relative comparison. 7.5
4) 'Down By the River' - Masterpiece #3. Second of the regal trio and they just keep getting better. There's a reason that Neil Young still stands by this song and takes it to different levels every time it's played (check out the 27 minute version he did in Germany in 2002, or the version from Farm Aid 1994). In the realm of completely unfuckwithable songs of all time - 'Down By the River' takes pride of place. Is it about killing your chick or (as Young has said) blowing your load? Who cares... A true fucking great song. 10.0
5) 'The Losing End (When You're On)' - The underrated gem of Neil Young's career to this point. I'm not sure about the "all right, Wilson Pickett" cry (or is that "all right Whitten, pick it!"), but this song just kills me every time with its "It's so hard for me now, but I'll make it somehow though I know I'll never be the same, won't you ever change your ways?" lines. I know it's not, but it should be as well known as (at the least) 'Cinnamon Girl'. 9.0
6) 'Running Dry (Requiem For The Rockets)' - Suffers from the same 'swamped by giants' syndrome that 'Round and Round' is. But again, it doesn't make it a bad song (not at all). The crazy violin throughout the song is a freaky cool touch. Sometimes I can't listen to this song as much as I want to, because I know what's coming next. 7.0
7) 'Cowgirl in the Sand' - Masterpiece #4, third and final of the regal trio and so good I might have to invent something above 'Masterpiece'. How the fuck do you come up with something like this? Seriously, if and when judgment comes, there'll be a panel of people sent to critique what music has done for civilisation and some thirteen-year-old kid is going to walk up with a turntable and crank this puppy up, blowing the panel outta their chairs and onto their asses. Hopefully they'll get up and rock out in a weird way, because there's no real straight way to react to this song. It infects your pores and stays with you for hours until the only recourse is to play it again. If Miles Davis were a rocker - this would be his signature tune. 10.0
ALBUM RATING: 10.0 (I'm not Mark Prindle, so you'll see more than one 10.0 in this thread folks)
VERDICT: "A champion team will always beat a team of champions". So... there's some less than 10.0s here, but the album's a ten? Fuck yes. The devolutionary leap made from Young's first album to here is unbelievable. He decided to rock with the balls instead of the head and it paid off. There's no way you can top this, so Neil Young did the first Neil Young-esque thing of his career, he refused to try and top it, instead turning the corner and heading towards (relative) blandness. This still remains a monolith, and dare I say it, will stand up longer than any other Neil Young album. Is this not the way it seems?
NEXT: Neil stars in 'A Deal With the Devil: Or How I Got Famous by Slumming it With Famous Friends"
Packy Malley's Wedding DJs